“I am the original desperate housewife,” says glamorous diva Mikali. “My husband is one of the most boring people in the world. The minute he leaves for work in the morning, I start my daily glamorous regime of pampering myself in a bubble bath. Then I rub cream on my legs and feet. Then I pick out beautiful lingerie and shoes and I get dressed and lay on my chaise, right in front of a huge bay window that faces the golf course we live on. I wait until some golfer or gardener appears and then I begin my sexy strip show.”